Posted 2 hours ago

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

Posted 2 hours ago

hesitence:

people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

Posted 8 hours ago

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Posted 12 hours ago

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Posted 15 hours ago

ddistorted-harmonyy:

qquiet-dispositionn:

fifthhoromony:

17reasonswhy:

meanplastic:

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS

HAHAHHAHA

ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN TV HISTORY

HAHAHAHA THE NOTES

nOTHING BETTER THAN BRITNEYS REACTION OMFG

Posted 15 hours ago
breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: cherrybam)

Posted 1 day ago

horror movie opening scene

  1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  4. white boy: lmao
  5. they continue walking for a few seconds
  6. *white couple hears noise*
  7. white girl: babe what that??
  8. white boy: i'll go investigate
  9. *leaves her alone*
  10. *choking noises*
  11. white girl: zack!!!
  12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  13. white girl: asshole!
  14. white boy: im just playin babe
  15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  16. *playful kiss*
  17. *things turn sexy*
  18. *hear noise*
  19. white boy: i'll go investigate
  20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  21. *maybe a thud*
  22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  23. *she walks and he dead*
  24. white girl: ahhh!!
  25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  26. white girl: ahhh!!!
  27. *white girl runs*
  28. *dead end*
  29. *hides*
  30. *thinks she free n safe*
  31. *guy catches her*
  32. *cuts her*
  33. *she dead*
  34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Posted 2 days ago

thebluepiglet:

ALLI IS AWESOME AND DESERVES ALL LOVE SHE CAN GET

-So I wrote her a song :)

P.S. If you feel like you have a sec I would LOVE it if you helped me get this to Alli by tweeting it to her! LET’S SPREAD THE ALLI-LOVE GUYS<3